the 411

Sex: not since before the Olympics
Current City: Vancouver, BC. 
Hometown: Winnipeg, MB.
Home boy: Jay Brannan (I wish)
Relationship Status: Dismal.

Hair colour: Red
Abs Count: 2 (4 if I pull my stomach fat down)
Smoker: Never (status subject to change after two glasses of red wine)
Drug of Choice: Tylenol Cold Nighttime, Reactine.
Political Views: Not credible.
Religious Views: The Church of Meryl Streep.

Favourite TV Shows: Ugly Betty, The Good Wife, Glee, Grey’s Anatomy
Favourite Movies: Clueless, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Brokeback Mountain.
Favourite Books: Anything that fits in my back pocket and makes me look smart (ie. Catcher in the Rye) 
Favourite Clothing Pieces: James Dean Jacket, Jay Brannan Cowboy boots, Cool Hand Luke undershirt.

Position(s): lie down and roll over.
Measurements: 28 inch waist, 5’8 inches. (six feet in my Jay Brannan boots)
In to: anything nine inches or less. 
Sexual Rating: NI (Needs Improvement)
Best quality: breakfast included.

Who you would most likely marry if you were straight: a three-way tie between Diane Lane, Mary-Louise Parker and Diana Krall.
Current number of crushes: 6
Current number of empty wine bottles under kitchen sink: 17